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Is it gay to touch your own penis? I mean it's yours but it's still a penis. You really wanna grab a dick, dude? Kinda gay
i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear