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Is it gay to touch your own penis? I mean it's yours but it's still a penis. You really wanna grab a dick, dude? Kinda gay

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

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grimybear:

we don’t have to fight anymore

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

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hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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